How dare you play a game so very entertaining. Don’t you realize that when you play a balanced, aggressive, exciting game of hockey, we have to delay promos for IndyCar, and let the play-by-play man talk? I mean, who wants to hear a play-by-play man talk about the game? That Emrick fella we got? His Emmys and Hall of Fame Awards were all for just letting the analyst jabber on about how cool it is that wooden sticks don’t break. Plus, you know we hate how concise and to the point that Brickley guy is. We want him to go on for hours and hours about buzzphrases like “Stick-on-stick” and “Man-on-man” like the goofy Chicago dude does.
This better not continue in Games 3 and 4, especially you Washington. You know we need this series to go seven for anyone to really care about it. We saw those NBC ratings on Saturday, a 1.4/4 is not a mainstream cross-over hockey series.
In summation, you boys better slow it down and keep it in the neutral zone for a good 80% of Game 3. The good people at the “Las Vegas” tourism company appreciate it, as do we.
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